I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Chubby champagna.... it gives you a hardon!!!!
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Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.