Picture "I'm sorry sir, it seems you've suffered form 3rd degree duct tape burns. That hair will likely take 6 months to a year to grow back."
Picture I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I'll have it looked at immediately.
Picture Oh I'm sorry man. You passed out in kind of a funny position, and I thought you were a rack of ribs.
Picture "Alright sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test.""No, sir, I'm going to have to ask YOU to step out of the car."