Rock and paper just didn't cut it.
"I made a mixer of hawaiin punch and vodka, so it looked like cleaning solution and got you drunk."
Eat it Lara Croft. There's a new hot gun-toting lady in town.
"Make them all strait and white."
Always remember to tip your waitress; she won't forget you if you do it like this.
"It only takes two beers until she starts thinkin' she's people."