Don't slide into second base wearing shorts...

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.