Picture "I am a paraplegic and my current wheelchair is a bit busted. To help out with this, my parents gave me red and green plaid duct tape for Christmas. Contrary to popular belief, duct tape does not fix everything."
Picture "my girlfreind broke 2 hitter pieces and after scraping them for res i still had them so made them into a hookah and the hose is the extra from when i had to sneak piss into my parole officer." Does your girlfriend know you pee'd in her hookah?
Picture I used to have a cat who would piss on our bed. She would actually attack my bed - she'd run up when someone was in the room, unload her bladder, and run out before anyone knew what happened.
Picture "My cousin fell asleep on my couch with her shoes on. She's 5. my aunt didn't find the humor."
Picture Back in my day we didn't have your fancy sharpie markers, we used tar and damn it it was good enough!