Picture "The picture being held up to my back is a mirror image of China. My birthmark is essentially identical. Maybe it means I'm the next Emperor."
Picture I don't know what's worse - drinking that much Vault or being there when this picture was taken.
Picture Lindsay Lohan's butt comes out at the Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards of all places. As if this wasn't embarrassing enough, she was slimed right after the picture was taken.
Picture There are worse things than being a kid and waking up in the bus parking lot. For instance, being a kid and waking up in the bus parking lot and not being able to find the keys.