Picture I wasn't hitting on her, I knew it wasn't a girl! Come on, I was totally kidding. You guys know that. I was totally kidding.
Picture I hope they catch the guy. He could literally be anywhere. Probably thousands of miles away by now.
Picture "This guy decides to come up to us on the beach and ask us for the time.... I swore it was a joke... but no... this guy was hung like a horse and wasn't afraid to show it."
Picture "I spotted this blingin' ride in Waterloo, Iowa. The guy saw me take his picture and followed us for about six blocks before we ditched him."