How Michael Got off

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.