If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
You should have taken the picture with his wang.
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Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
