Picture "You just aren't cool unless you have a Zelda tattoo." Are you being serious? It's hard to tell.
Picture "These tools tried to kick us off the beirut table... so they drank assbeer the rest of the night!"
Picture "We wanted to have the best costumes but we got so drunk they only lasted about an hour. After that we just looked like idiots with hoola hoops duct taped to our shoulders."