This is Cletus. I saw him when I went to buy fireworks last week and I knew he had to be mounted on my dashboard. I got pulled over for doing 60 in a 35, and the cop laughed so hard that I just got a warning. This thing kicks ass.

Well, think it.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109