"Only in Alabama would a table would tied down and not the little girl in the back"
I'm surprised it's not on cinder blocks.
"Thank god for handcuffs"
"We found this billboard in Alabama." Is this weird for anybody else?
"This is an actual cake from a wedding I went to in Alabama. The shotgun shells were intentional."
Technically it's only animal cruelty if the hat's glued to his head. Thank God for staples!