Praise Jose Cuervo.
Now all he needs to do is find a cheap internet liquor store.
"This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.
"We just had to stop and take a picture of this sign at our local liquor store."
How do you know you're a redneck? You take your riding mower to the liquor store.
When computer nerds get trashed before they get to the liquor store