In case your lady's got that Geraldo stache going on.
Full-Body 'Stache: The Manliest of Manly. 1st place in a Mustachio contest.
That ought to make the showers fun.
The answer was how are you still single with that preppy look and classy 'stache.
"Skin carving... the new tattoo." I guess?
The new Proactive spokesperson.