Check out the Expiration Date
How smart do you have to be to work at Chick-fil-a in FL? I guess not too smart. Either that or management expects to be around for a while. A really LONG while.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.