Picture "My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignit
Picture "My boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to try feeding some raccoons while we were camping...he got bored with just tossing food so he put a hotdog in his butt and fed them that way...they actually ate it!"
Picture "Someone thought it would be funny to put a dead raccoon on this kid's doorstep for mischeif night. We thought it would be even funnier to tie it to his door because he was away for the weekend!"