Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.
Nature evolved this beast to lure in, entangle, and eventually devour college students.
Friendship means sticking together like a stray piece of popcorn to that floor.
How I feel trying to recover from a hangover.
Oddly enough, if you're drawing a penis, you start by making a cat.
I wonder how you resuscitate a drowning cat.