Picture "This guy was walking through a mall with his son who looked about nine. When we asked if we could take a picture with him, he told us that 'ya'll are embarrasing me' in a crazy Arkansas accent."
Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has
Picture "They told us we could name the team whatever we wanted. We never could figure out why some of our opponents' parents got so mad."