We did vodka next and he went blind!

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Well, think it.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth