Picture "Michael Bolton sighting in Munich. The entire pub crawl called him the name of that no talent ass clown by the end of it."
Picture "Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.
Picture "I went to this gas station when I was in Ireland. The attendant cried when I gave him money. Then he complained that his parents did not touch him enough or something."