winning the britney contest, hands down.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

The transformation is almost complete.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.