If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
The illiterate and the Amish are the two groups you can safely make fun of on the Internet.
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Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.