"2 in the afternoon and this guy stumbles past our table. This is no joke, and was not staged. He was like this for 10 minutes until his buddies moved him. He never fell, never moved." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture April 27, 2007 See More balancing drunk crooked Recommended Comments () Picture Friend Buried Under All His Posessions Picture "We start by taping the kid until he couldn't move (it took about four rolls). Then, we put him in the elevator where someone was waiting for him on the first floor. He was moved to the girl's dorm and left in their elevator with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign ta Picture And he wonders why his wife never rides with him. Picture He went out at 9. Was drunk by 10. Broke his foot at 11. Went to the doctor at 12. And this is him at 6 a.m. Picture He stayed frozen like that for fifteen minutes, afraid they would notice him. Picture "It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an Comments ()