Picture "I got drunk one night and cut my foot in the pond behind our dorms. I am not allowed to walk on it for three weeks. That did not stop me from partying."
Picture "College is the "key" to success! First night out I managed to jump off my bed and get a key stuck in my foot."
Picture "The night after I put this outside my dorm, campus police came and confiscated the gun because it looked 'too realistic."