It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Middle schoolers keep getting smarter.
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Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.