Drunk Facebook wall posts are the new drunk texting.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Leave that thing a-Lohan.