Picture "I fell down the stairs and ended up with this huge ass bruise. We decided to christen it Meatwad."
Picture "Me and one of my friends each took an arm and had a week of sneaking up on a mutual friend and punching him. The winner was the person who inflicted the most bruising by the end of the week."
Picture If I flex my muscles the right way, I can make it look like the Red Mage is talking to the black one.