Picture "Our first night at College, 7 of us got a citation from dorm cops, we only had a few shots. It was so funny we took pics w/the cops!"
Picture "On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in. Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross)
Picture "College is the "key" to success! First night out I managed to jump off my bed and get a key stuck in my foot."
Picture "This is what happens when a freshman passes out at a beach party." If he does something like this within days of arrival, imagine what the next four years have in store for him.