Oral Surgeon Wang
We were drivin in Wilmar, MN when my friends like I used to go to the dentist there and I look over and it says wang.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.