I thought he was from Colorado.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora