Picture "If we left them out, the maid would pick them up every day. And how could we hope to remember how much we drank if that happened?" Solution: don't leave the hotel room.
Picture "Our detour wall... 54 rolls of toilet paper, 2 plastic plates, and the remains of some cheap PVC tubing from a failed potato gun. And yes, people actually bought it-- walking into room 305, through the suite bathroom, and out through room 307 just to get