This Canadian Hottest Bartender looks ready to sell me a vowel.
Jessica Alba, who still hasn't been in anything you have heard of. Look for that to change this summer when Fantastic 4 comes out and she's just been in movies you haven't seen. Also, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't mention that you can totally see her cameltoe. (UPDATE: Nevermind. As a million people wrote in to explain,, Jessica Alba was also in Sin City. However, not one of them could tell me what Dark Angel was about)