From The Mare (and Colin) at University of San Francisco on Apr 19, 2006

Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
"The economy is still f*cked."
Funny Cartoon
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
kthxbi!
Online diaries are like regular diaries only you don't need to be embarrassed that you own one.
Seriously, does anyone in America care?
I think my roommates and I might have to do this with all the stella bottles we use... Mom and dad will love it.