It's the strangest thing, his eyes follow you when you move around.
From Eric V at Baylor on May 25, 2006
Recording...
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Because what's better than fire and a table covered in alcohol?
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Hot bartender contest is underway! "And for my erection, I Blame Canada!" (Saulte Ste. Marie, Ontario Canada)
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Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking.
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I can't beleive you're getting married! Who am I going to go bowling with?
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New Year's Hookup
"New Years Eve we drank at my house all night. Then we went to this bar that was close and yes, Dave hooked up with a 79-year-old woman. The blonde came up to me after I grabbed this camera from some chick and said, 'That's not fair they're both drunk and I should take pictures.' I said 'Are you kidding me lady? She's four times his age this is the best thing I've seen all year."
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"I watched a highway patrolman walk out and put a red tag on the windshield that says it must be moved in 2 days or they will tow it."
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Plus you can easily turn them into bongs - is there anything snorkels can't do? 
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The perfect cover.
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Epic Violin Playing
Owner of a Lonely Heart and Smooth Criminal, violin style. Classic music just got more classical.
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Drunk-O-Vision VI
Things look a little different when you're intoxicated...
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Sarah Silverman & Leonardo DiCaprio: "Don't Vote"
A cavalcade of Hollywood stars give Americans a dozen reasons not to visit the polls this November.
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If All Movie Characters Had Cell Phones
Fight Club, Home Alone and your other favorite films just got a lot shorter.
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America's Facebook NewsFeed
"The American People are attending Economic Crisis '08"
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If Everybody was an R.A.
Through some housing error, a university put all Resident Advisors on the same floor. This is that floor.
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Take On Me: The Literal Version
The real lyrics are finally released
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Cyanide and Happiness
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Cruel College Prank [PIC]
Yet another reason not to fall asleep in the commons room.
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Big Swing
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