My buddies and I were doing backflips in Lake Erie, and ended up with a Benz symbol-shaped laceration on the back of my head that took 11 staples to close. The paramedics thought I might have broken my neck, and they threw me in a brace. The lowest setting implies some patients don't need it at all.

My buddies and I were doing backflips in Lake Erie and ended up with a Benz symbolshaped laceration on the back of my head that took 11 staples to close  The paramedics thought I might have broken my neck and they threw me in a brace  The lowest setting implies some patients dont need it at all.
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