"My buddy lost a bet with his girlfriend, she waxed his chest, and this is the resulting staph infection."
From Matt on Aug 11, 2006
Recording...
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This puts all the pictures of animals sleeping next to beercans to shame.
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A Halloween superstar is one guy in a group costume with three or more girls.
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Sure it's cute now, but when he grows up he'll be 4 feet long and weigh around 75 pounds.
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Tell me where she is!
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My puppy, Woody.
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Two Face
No, I didn't burn my face. But yes, I did actually burn the jacket. It's Armani by the way. That's how little I care.
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"This sparked an 20 minute discussion on cameltoe with my parents at the breakfast table." 
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"Originally said 'congrats on 4th Place in Nat'l Spelling Bee"
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Confused?
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
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Earth's Facebook News Feed
"The economy is still f*cked."
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AmazingSuperPowers: Survival
Funny Cartoon
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Pot Cookie Monster
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
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Realistic Names for Videogames [PIC]
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
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Perhaps the first every Sexy Invader Zim costume.
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Cat Killed by Pretend Gun
kthxbi!
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Jake and Amir: Twitter
Online diaries are like regular diaries only you don't need to be embarrassed that you own one.
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Tom Cruise. Lightsaber. Awesome.
A tribute to the Dark Lord of the Church of Sith-entology.
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10,000 Dominoes Per Second
"Oops, missed one. Barry, can you set 'em back up, please?"
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