It'll take 30 minutes to tune my brakes? That's perfect, I'll be right back.
From Jack Collinwood on Sep 18, 2006
Recording...
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This was probably written naked.
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Bring them a shrubbery, or some beer.
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This time you've gone too far Luthor!
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"Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps."
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The graphics guy was murdered during the game.
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"White trash family showed up at the ice cream store I work at driving this."
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