"Hey gorgeous, it's Nicole Richie. Well the secret it out...Paris Hilton must die. I mean, that's just so hot. And, well, she's just so....not. I had to pop a cap in that skinny hoe. Well, used to be skinny...now I'm the skinny one...just remember that. No more nights in Paris! Do you love it? Well stay sexy, muah!" Okaaaaay.

From Whitney on Oct 30, 2006

Hey gorgeous its Nicole Richie Well the secret it outParis Hilton must die I mean thats just so hot And well shes just sonot I had to pop a cap in that skinny hoe Well used to be skinnynow Im the skinny onejust remember that No more nights in Paris Do you love it Well stay sexy muah Okaaaaay. paris hilton, Halloween 2006
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