All men are created equal. All beer guts are not. Thousands of you voted, but there can only be one winner of the Clean Cut to Beer Gut contest. Congratulations to Shane B, whose monstrous gut won...
"Three Coats of Paint, nine Coats of Polyurethane, and an innovative gutter system to collect spilled beer!" You guys aren't collecting the spilled beer for drinking, right?
You are under arrest for moving - you totally moved.