"New Years Eve we drank at my house all night. Then we went to this bar that was close and yes, Dave hooked up with a 79-year-old woman. The blonde came up to me after I grabbed this camera from some chick and said, 'That's not fair they're both drunk and I should take pictures.' I said 'Are you kidding me lady? She's four times his age this is the best thing I've seen all year."