Wow, your school gives you private showers in your dorm room? That's awesome. Oh wait...
From Alex on Jan 18, 2007
Recording...
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Son, have you ever considered a career in the secret service?
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It's perfect because he's already used to drinking something that tastes like it's from the toilet.
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