For those who were wondering - "There is no fuckin ping-pong balls in BeerBattleship! You play exactly like Battleship except instead of putting a small red marker in a little plastic ship you drink a fuckin beer! I dont know how people are miss interpreting it. Poker chips with an 'H' (for 'Hit') on one side and nothing on the other are used to mark down where you have already made a shot. The game takes like 15 mins if your not a tinynut puss and if your beers get warm then your a douchbag and should play faster. I am working on electronic talking Beerbattleship but I cant find any midgets that can do any good impressions of a computer generated voice that are willing too chill out under the table while we play."