From me at Michigan State on Feb 14, 2007
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
This is pretty funny whether you believe in God or not.
The classic movies in your Netflix queue that you never actually watch are sick and tired of your neglect.
Take the red pill. Get the blue screen.
One click, and this video magically plays and you magically laugh at it.
If they're going to serve gross food, they might as well pay you to eat there.
If the song was any longer they'd have to get the wireless bicycle controller.
It's scary to see how good Google's Predictive Searches have become...
Next time get out of the way.