"On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps. I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle. My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once. I got bite halfway down, then it came back up with all its friends."
His frat brothers ambushed him, tied him up, bought 5 parakeets and bird seed. He was screaming, "They're biting me" as he was being pecked by the birds.