"The king has decreed - we're going to get one pepperoni, one half sausage/half peppers, and one plain."
From Thomas on Mar 21, 2007
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In case you are tired of having to tell everyone you meet you're into both Star Wars and Asian crap.
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Remember our guarantee - if you don't think out avocados are fucking tits, you get your money back!
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