From Derek at UW - Milwaukee on Mar 29, 2007
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
This is pretty funny whether you believe in God or not.
The classic movies in your Netflix queue that you never actually watch are sick and tired of your neglect.
Take the red pill. Get the blue screen.
If the song was any longer they'd have to get the wireless bicycle controller.
It's scary to see how good Google's Predictive Searches have become...
Next time get out of the way.
One of my friends had the bright idea to put water in a beer bottle, seal it and put it on the stove. The expected result was for the bottle cap to shoot off. It didn't; the bottle's bottom exploded and it rocketed into the ceiling. We wanted to get it on video, so we tried it again....and this happened.