Tip for the next time - The more you need to write, the less clothes she can wear.
From AyYoTheGuy at Western Kentucky on May 17, 2007
Recording...
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Rust - 1, Rustoleum - 0.
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(actually said by Arnold in the classic documentary Pumping Iron)
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I tawt I taw a titty tat! I did, I did see a titty tat!
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This will get us women, trust me.
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"It's all about the bacon."
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