** I stop drinking to breathe
From paul on Aug 8, 2007
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You just have to be more confident.
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"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."
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I slapped the monkey high five as we drove by.
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Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day.
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