SWING AND A...wait, he didn't feel that?!?
My neighbor Dave passed out on a Tuesday night, with his phone on his face (in the middle of a drunk dial). So we hit him with a baseball bat several times. Did not feel a thing.
From Aaron Clark at Penn State on Aug 13, 2007
Recording...
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