THE "BUBBLES"

This particular picture, and there are plenty more like this one of this individual, is the end result of having a Radford citizen, born and raised, stay at your house for a couple of months during the school year. He is a product of the Southwestern Virginia educational system, and the epitome of what we, Radford students, refer to as a "townie". As far as I know, this kid was addicted meth, prescription drugs, alcohol, and would sometimes drink full bottles of cough syrup, which he would so eloquently refer to as "robo-tripÂ’n", named after his favorite brand of cough syrup. He was not currently attending any school, at least there was no evidence of it, but, he would continually tell others that he was taking classes at New River Community College located relatively close to Radford University.rn On this very peculiar evening, this kid, which I will refer to as "Bubbles" for the sake of anonymity, had just crashed from a meth binge of 48 hours. Unfortunately, he decided to destroy my/our entire house before he chose his exceptionally comfortable sleeping arrangement. This is how I found him. From the picture one cannot tell he was covered in paint. Apparently, Bubbles got into my roommateÂ’s art supplies and felt so inclined to finger paint the house, as well as write obscenities such as "Big Jonk", what he named his penis, on the walls.rn Yes, this is the life of an unfortunate soul. He rarely eats, relentlessly smokes Newports, drinks heavily, and is an active member of the drug community. This picture is a great depiction of his life, and should serve as hindrance to bad habits. In the mean time, enjoy, but also take time to reflect on this picture.

From Ben Myers at Radford on Sep 3, 2007